LMFAO! Man United try an #AskCarrick on Twitter but it quickly backfires as fans tweet hilarious and angry responses using the hashtag. These are gold:
#AskCarrick if you could drop one player from the team how would you tell Cleverley?.
#AskCarrick How does it feeling knowing Begovic has more goals than you this season.
#askcarrick in what game was your most memorable pass back to your keeper.
#AskCarrick Do you watch Cleverly train to feel good about yourself?
#AskCarrick On a scale of Tom Cleverly to 0, how bad is Ashley Young?
#AskCarrick Which pub will you go to watch the World Cup?
#AskCarrick Would Moyes consider putting De Gea upfront, so that you can pass the ball the right way?
#AskCarrick If a ball leaves your boot travelling at 30km per hour at 3 pm on saturday, how long does it take to reach De Gea?
#AskCarrick Have you tried putting on your kit backwards so you could pass the ball forward?
#AskCarrick As a child, did you ever dream of becoming a footballer? What stopped you?
#AskCarrick Be Honest, Do You Ever Include Yourself In Your Fantasy Premier League Team?
#AskCarrick Do you think Welback has really been training too hard on penalty?
#AskCarrick Are you going to reply to any of the #AskCarrick tweets or pass it over to De Gea?
#AskCarrick Do you die a little inside when you're looking for someone to pass to and Tom Cleverley is to your left.
#AskCarrick Do you ever look at Young, Cleverly, Smalling, Welbeck & question the point of living?
#AskCarrick Did Cleverly win a competition on the back of a box of cereals to play for MUFC?
#AskCarrick If you had to choose between having
Cleverley as a midfield partner or being stabbed in the
leg, how many stabs would you take?
#AskCarrick Do you get depressed when you see Tom
Cleverley's name on the team sheet and realize you're
gonna have to play with 10 men?
#AskCarrick what's it like to surround yourself with
dead weight like @tomclevz23 ?